Friday, December 26, 2014

While You Were Sleeping.

Dear (insert college name here),
I would like to go to this college because (insert reason here) and I feel this is good for me because (insert reason here).

Thanks very much,
overworked and tired seventeen year old girl.

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Dear (insert family member who worked/went to said college here),
Please write me a recommendation (like you have a choice) or donate a hefty sum of money.  Because we are blood relatives you have to do something or else you will get an ugly sweater for christmas/hanukkah.

love (haha yeah right),
blood is thicker than water

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Dear(insert teacher name here),
remember that one time I didn't tell the younger students what a mean person you can be? Or that time I did all that extra credit for funsies? Time to pay up.

Sincerely,
write me a recommendation, and a good one

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Dear (insert anyone)
Unless you feel obliged to fund my college experience, please stop asking me about it.

Sincerely,
yes that school does exist.  No I did not make that name up.

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Dear (insert athletically talented friend here),
Yes I am applying to 13 schools.  Yes, really

Thanks very much,
not all of us can win every race ever.

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"I can follow your heart beats just like I wanted it to."

"And I know it don't read that well,
I got buried
No it won't be long before I rise in."

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