Friday, March 14, 2014

Week in Review

Quotes of the Week:

"Jennifer Garner just sat through that entire movie with her fucking patented sad complex. Get a life and stop worrying about Matthew McConaughey, he obviously doesn't give a shit about you because, 'he's his greatest hero' I mean honestly."-Anonymous

"I really just wanted to go on this lift for the ride.  Sure, it's like half an hour and super pointless because we could just catch a bus, but its super bouncy and fun."-I only earned annoyed glances from this, what can I say, I inspire.

As I was walking down the stairs, wincing from the soreness, Alissa looked up at me and was like, "Feel you on that one girl."  She then proceeded to walk up the stairs, grimacing.

There was a significant dump of powder this week, and I got two powder days out of it, and one missed day of school because my mother looked at me and was all, "I'm not driving you in, so either you find your own ride, or you deal."  As you can tell, I fought hard to get to school, but ended up having my SAT tutor come to my house for an hour and then watching Netflix all day.  It was tough.

That same SAT tutor came today with no shoes.  He looked at his feet, looked at me, and then said, "Its been a long week."  I laughed, and then said, "Tell me about it."

Frank Ocean is my spirit animal.  I also want to marry him.  Can you marry your spirit animal?

I'm sorry that this post has nothing of substance in it.   I'm about to pass out so I'll blame it on my sleep deprivation.

No comments:

Post a Comment