Suck It and See

To Mother Nature:
This shit you are currently pulling is neither amusing nor remotely alright. Stop it right now.

To my borrowed Stuffed Turtle:
Keep Rockin' on, Solomon.

To Gabe:
I understand that you are a second semester senior, but do you really need to keep listening to obscene amounts of not very good rap?

To Rob:
Thirty miles an hour is never an acceptable speed.

To Katie:
I take better selfies than you. I'm just kidding I want your lips.

To Kara:
Yes, it really is too early to be alive.  Don't judge me.

To Liezl:
You only want me for my dress picking skills. I'm just kidding because remember, "I need you in my life, dear."

"Suck it and see you never know
Sit next to me before I go
Jigsaw women with horror movie shoes
Be cruel to me cause I'm a fool for you"